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    What Happens if an insect falls in a cup of coffee ?!



    The British: will throw the cup into the street and leave
    The coffee shop for good.


    The American: will get
    The insect out and drink the coffee.




    The Chinese: will eat the insect and drink the coffee.



    The Israeli will:


    :
    (1) Sell the coffee to the American and the insect to the
    Chinese.



    (2) Cry on all media channels that he feels insecure.



    (3) Accuse the Palestinians, Hizb Allah, Syria and Iran
    of using germ-weapons.



    (4) Keep on crying about anti- semitism and violations of
    Human rights.





    (5) Ask the Palestinian President to stop planting insects
    In the cups of coffee.



    (6) Re-occupy the West Bank, Gaza Strip.




    (7) Demolish houses, confiscate lands, cut water and
    Electricity from Palestinian houses and randomly shoot Palestinians.






    (8) Ask the United States for urgent military support and a
    Loan of one million dollars in order to buy a new cup of coffee.

    (9) Ask the United Nations to punish the coffee-shop owner
    By making him offer free coffee to him till the end of the
    Century.



    (10) Last but not least, accuse the whole world to be
    Standing still, not even sympathizing with the Israeli Nation.

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    Hahahaaha
    It's funny actually
    God bless you

    Thank you,lost butterfly





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    ilike it

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    Really nice
    Thank you

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    Thank you dear




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